Viewing "e128" I see that Ella has plucked her eyebrows. She looks hideous and I hope she is sorry. Truly beautiful girls have natural eyebrows. Ella looks like she has been fooled into thinking that the caricature of beauty is beautiful. The truth is that natural beauty shines through. Plucked eyebrows and long garish fingernails are excuses for the ugly to try harder. They are stupid; warn Ella not to fall into that trap.
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"Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked."
~The Woodsman
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I've one blind eye & one deaf ear.
-aq 2010-01-12
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I'm blind in one eye...I went to a movie but only saw half of it. -aq
I'm deaf in one ear...I hear every other word. -aq
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The CBC National News is reporting that the astrological/planetary alignment has changed in the last 3000 years (since astrology began).
They said someone who thought they were Aquarius might actually be a Capricorn.
-aq 2010-01-12
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Pretty girls make me wish to be a priest of yore. -aq
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DWI - Driving while intoxicated.
DUI - Driving under the infulence.
RPG - Rocket propelled grenade
RPG - Role playing game
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I have some Cialis and I'm off to see Alice.
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Watching the Knowledge Network, a show about travels in Russia called "Breaking the Ice."
The host just said, "Russian men smoke and drink themselves to an early grave. The live expectancy for men is 58 years."
-aq 2011-01-17
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Cristina in Rio is evolution's best offering since its beginning.
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Driving in my GTR2 sim, then taking pics. One-hundred-ninety-two .bmp files (pics) took up 1.48 Gb. I converted them to .jpg files at 90% compression and then they took up 82.4 Mb. Seems insane, but it is a fact...
-aq 2011-01-19
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There is a very fine line between being dead or alive.
-aq 2011-01-19
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She is the sort of young beauty that completely captures my heart. There is an unquenchable longing like an endless sadness. A sharp tombstone slicing the soul; a blunt tombstone banging and banging. She is riveting to me...I am rivited on her...wishing to be welded. Wonderous wanting and wanting and wanting. Forever fulfilling the emptiness. Empathy beconing tears. Shallow breath quickening, heart pounding harder now. Delightful desire and sorrowful sighs envelope me. I am coming or going, up, down, or sideways. Skewed silly.
With her changing "moods" she sometimes smells faintly like freshly turned eath, or just cut grass, or maybe vanilla, or cedar, or she smells like the seashore, familiar, yet enticing and exciting.
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A commercial on the Speed Channel...I keeep hearing a voice say, "Just because he's a bad guy doesn't mean he's a bad guy." It is an ad for Pay per View, "Ultimate Fighter." Seems kind of sick!
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I consider myself to be very visually astute and I am a connoisseur of female perfection. I have studied and considered the subject for over 50 years. As I have aged, my tastes have become more refined. If one works long and hard enough at a particular activity, one becomes better and better, until one can finally be considered an expert. So it is with my perception of female perfection.
-aq 2011-01-23
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A human skull will be crushed with as little as 200 lbs of pressure.
-Said on Discovery Channel, "Extreme Peril" Tv show. 2011-02-12
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
- Evan Esar
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg G_Q-o-t-D 2011-02-17
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email from BG...(author unknown)...
One day long, long ago there was a woman that did not nag, bitch, or whine.
But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day. 2011-02-21
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email from BG
Seen on placard in TV coverage of Minnisota protest rally last week....... wish I had written it first.....
Real Eyes
Realize
Real LIES
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from Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words 2011-02-22
During one of Lenny Bruce's performances, he says he was arrested for saying the following 9 words and says them in alphabetical order: ass, balls, cocksucker, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, piss, shit, tits.The latter 7 became Carlin's "7 Dirty Words".